4 We certainly won’t shut up about it
5 Not sure if we should be celebrating security incidents, but everyone loves a round number.
6 Here’s hoping being a millionaire doesn’t get to our dataset’s head, and they decide to join the “Great Resignation” and retire in some tropical tax haven.
7 That’s what they say, right?
8 OK, actually twice as likely.
10 Huge win for anarchists and other state-abolishing ideologies, if you ask us.
11 No, Mr. Bond, MI6 does not represent our average reader.
13 Wouldn’t you know, the moment we mention anything has not had relevance in our dataset, something new happens to remind us that change is the only constant. Best of luck for the teams responding to the 3CX supply-chain breach in late March 2023 as we close out this section. Make sure to keep copious notes so we can talk about it in a future edition of the report.
14 Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?
15 Who here was working on the Y2K bug? Don’t forget to schedule your shingles vaccine!
16 In everyone’s defense, most of the data sharing happening here is machine-to-machine. Long gone are the days of artisanal, bespoke, VERIS-coded incidents for most of our contributors.
17 For the extremely online folks, we apologize for the psychic damage.
18 However, not caring for them properly could cause liabilities that would go on the right side.
19 Just ask your organization’s HR department.
21 We know, it’s a mouthful.
22 From any country really.
24 Our Lambos might be parked in our parent’s garage, though.
25 We’re not bitter; you’re bitter.
26 That rug really tied the room together, man!